Title: The Quintessential First-Timer's Cookbook
Fandom: The Social Network
Characters/Pairings: Eduardo/Amy/Dustin, Mark, Chris
Summary: Amelia Ritter, 22, undergraduate at Stanford University, pretends that her life is Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain. What happens next is all very French.
Word Count: 34,680
Note: For polybigbang! This isn't so much an ( Read more... )

Title: Takes Hostages
Fandom: The Social Network
Characters/Pairings: Mark/Erica
Summary: At four, his aunt laughs and says, "don't be shy, Mark, give her a kiss!" and he grudgingly leans over to smack his mouth against Erica's cheek. At nineteen, Dustin laughs and crows out, "go on, Markster, give her a kiss!" and Erica beats him to it, pinning ( Read more... )

Title: A Seahorse Gilt in Gold (the Dear Mrs. Robinson Remix)
Fandom: The Social Network
Pairings/Characters: Mark/Eduardo, some OCs
Summary: The first reported fatal case is in May, and within two months, Eduardo learns how to shoot people in the face.
Word Count: 25, 470
Notes: A remix of moogle62's thesocialbbang, the time is come when the day is done, which is all ( Read more... )

Title: No Wealth and No Ruin
Fandom: The Social Network/Dead Like Me
Pairings/Characters: Mark/Eduardo, Dustin, Mackey, Jessica Moore, Peter Thiel, Sean, OCs
Summary: In which Mark Zuckerberg gets a job, learns important life lessons, makes friends, finds the love of his life, and dies. Not necessarily in that order.
Word Count: 77,000

Notes! For engnrd_disaster ( Read more... )

Title: M.A.D., Mutually Assured Destruction
Fandom: The Social Network
Characters/Pairings: Mark/Eduardo, with appearances by everybody and their 6'5" crew-rowing brother
Summary: I got a note too. Someone knows what we did.
Word Count: 27,700
Notes: I know I promised that this would be Jesse/Andrew as serial killers in love (but with fewer musical ( Read more... )

Title: Slow, It's Earthquake Weather
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Nico
Summary: His mother warns him, she says, don't let that boy get too attached to you.
Word Count: 2,400
Notes: A thank you gift for igrab. She wanted underage!Nico/Percy porn. This is ... not porn, because my porn is laughable. But! I hope it ( Read more... )

Title: Dirt, Earth, and Salt
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Characters/Pairings: Katie Gardener/Travis Stoll/Connor Stoll
Summary: She is sixteen and they are fifteen when they find out that they only live four hours from her.
Word Count: 4,432
Notes: @ AO3. Done for the pjo_kinkmeme, prompt: Katie Gardner/Travis and Conner Stoll, why settle for one ( Read more... )

Title: Tell No Tales
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Characters/Pairings: Nico/Bianca, Percy
Word Count: 5,800

Done for amnesty over at pjo_fic_battle. Prompt was: Nico/Bianca, whisper. Also did a fanmix for the prompt: Nico/Bianca, necromantic, found at bottom of the post! Oh, incest, hello, I have missed you. *pets ( Read more... )

Title: Sex or Death
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Annabeth/Nico/Rachel
Word Count: ~2,500

Done for the pjo_kinkmeme, prompt: "I had a vision. We all need to have sex right now or we're going to die." Rated R for foursome porn (/is shameless.) Spoilers for the Last Olympian. You can read this here or @ AO3.

( if I could excuse this as anything other than porn, I would )

Title: The Six Basic Flavors
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Characters/Pairings: Dahlia Hawthorne/everybody, and quite possibly the kitchen sink
Word Count: 1,280

( the tongue has individualized receptors for the six main tastes one would expect to encounter in his or her food: sweet, salty, dry, spicy, sour, and bitter. )